• Leaks from Sony came out in the form of Playstation 5's new logo, which looks EXACTLY the same as the other 4. 
• Sony also announced it has no intention of attending E3 this year and will do their own show to officially announce the PS5.
• For the first time ever, a movie was "patched". Cats received a day 1 update to fix some CGI that was missed.
• Ryan Reynolds confirmed Deadpool 3 is in the works, and at Marvel Studios no less!
• In an unprecedented move, "New Mutants" is back and will be released April 3rd
• In a somewhat heartwarming story (depends on how you view things) a teenager was saved while he had a seizure from his friend 5,000 miles away who heard him and called the police to come to his house.
• Kenobi is coming, with Ewan McGregor!
• Jared Leto is back...in Morbius?

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We cover all of the best things of 2019!  Agree? Disagree? Comment or message us on social media!

• TV Shows
  • Umbrella Academy
  • Raising Dion
  • Mandalorian
  • Witcher
  • Stranger Things
• Movies
  • Alita: Battle Angel
  • Frozen II
  • Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker
  • Endgame
  • How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World
• Games
  • Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
  • Borderlands 3
  • Slay the Spire
  • Enter the Gungeon
  • Graveyard Keeper
• Board Games
  • Lord of the Rings: Journeys in Middle Earth
  • Secret Hitler
  • Gloomhaven
  • Betrayal Legacy
  • Terraforming Mars
• Gadgets
  • Smart Bulbs
  • Oculus Quest
  • Disney Princess "Live Your Story" Castle
  • Samuel Jackson Alexa
  • Musicozy Sleep Headphones/Eye Mask

This week's mission debriefs: News from the Video Game Awards and Sony's State of Play.

• The Announcements!
  • X-Box unveils the title, in which they put a LOT of thought into, of their next-gen console. Aptly dubbed, X-Box Series X, or as we call it... XboxX
  • Gearbox is making another "Looter" type game, but this one is a "Looter-Slasher" and is a PS5 launch game. 'Godfall' looks ridiculous, in a good way.
  • The man who started Battle Royales announced...something. We got a 'teaser' for something mysteriously named "Prologue"
  • Ghosts of Tsushima trailer dropped. Let's talk about it.
• The AWARDS!
  • Game of the Year: Sekiro: Shadow's Die Twice
  • Action Game: Devil May Cry 5
  • Action-Adventure Game: Sekiro (Again)
  • Disco Elysium, blowing it away with: Fresh Indie Game, Independent Game, Narrative, RPG
  • VR Game: No suprise, Beat Saber
  • Sports/Racing Game: Crash Team Racing
  • Fighting Game: Smash Bros, (anyone surprised?)
• The State of Play announcements: 
  • Spellbreak. What to say about it?
  • Dreams. Coming Valentine's Day 2020, will it bust?
  • Untitled Goose Game. December 17th
  • Babylon's Fall, from the makers of Bayonetta, Metal Gear Rising, and Nier: Automata. And it looks like... the same games, but better quality?
  • Predator: Hunting Grounds seems super fun, but looks, not up to par with today's graphics.
  • RE3 Remake gets... multiplayer? Project Resistance gets rolled up into RE3 remake...or is it the other way around? Either way, they're together.
• J.J. Abrams does J.J. Abrams things and teased Ahsoka Tano in Rise of Skywalker. Do we trust him?
• The amazing rework of Sonic might be for naught. The movie is still coming, but the heroes are reportedly out of a job. Moving Picture Company has shut down.
• Samuel L. Jackson can now be Alexa's voice... complete with explicit options.
• Hackers are doing Bethesda's job and putting NPCs in Fallout 76

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In this "Done Quick" we talk about Resident Evil. Want to know all about this game but don't want to put 20 hours into playing it? Then listen here and be ready to be the expert tomorrow!

The Top 5 Trivia:

• Resident Evil's Japanese name is Biohazard. It had to be changed for American release because of a band with the same name.
• The Japanese version used the English dub even though Capcom recorded a Japanese version. This was, ironically, because Capcom thought the Japanese dub was too horrible. Funny enough the English dub is considered some of the worst in video game history.
• Albert Wesker is the only Resident Evil character that appears or is mentioned in every Resident Evil game except for the spinoffs. He is pretty much the catalyst for the whole series. In Resident Evil 0 he appears in certain cutscenes. In Resident Evil 2 & 3 the player can find his desk in the S.T.A.R.S' office. If examined the player will say that it belongs to Wesker, leader of the S.T.A.R.S unit. In Resident Evil 4 he is mentioned by Ada Wong and seen on a small monitor. In Code Veronica he plays a vital role in the storyline, appearing in certain key moments. In Resident Evil 5 he is the main antagonist. In Resident Evil 6 he is mentioned by Chris Redfield when Chris is talking to Jake, Wesker's son.
• Although the genre was not entirely new, this was the first game to use and coin the term "survival horror".
• The canon ending can not be achieved in the game. The best ending for both scenarios has only three characters surviving (Jill, Chris and Barry or Jill, Chris and Rebecca). The characters Jill, Chris, Barry have all appeared in at least one video game taking place after the events of the original Resident Evil videogame. Rebecca returned alongside Chris in the Capcom produced CGI animated feature film Resident Evil Vendetta which is part of the main canon.

The "Done REALLY Quick":

A man and a woman enter a spooky mansion, play with some animals and homeless people, set the bitch on fire and get the hell out of there, but with zombies.

• 'Train To Busan' sequel 'Peninsula' release date confirmed. August 12th, 2020
• Trailers GALORE!
  • Ghostbusters: Afterlife trailer! - Summer 2020
  • Season 2 trailer for 'The Boys' - 2020
  • 'The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina' Season 3 January 24th, 2020
  • 'Free Guy' - July 3rd, 2020
• 'Togo' is coming to Disney+ December 20th. Who is Togo?
• Secrets are meant to be unlocked. 'Locke and Key' based on the graphic novel, is set to arrive on Netflix on February 7th.
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• Principal photography recently wrapped for 'Avatar 2' which is due out December 2020. It's going to have a LOT of underwater-ness
• R.I.P. Renee Auberjonois who passed at 79.
• Ice Cube is set to revive the famed Celebrity Deathmatch
• Resident Evil 3: Nemesis remake coming in April 2020
• Could there be a crazy new genre of genres in gaming? Supermash could have the potential to be HUGE
• New Bioshock game in the works, and might have been for years now, but officially confirmed!

Dorkside Rundown of Bioshock.

• The Black Widow trailer is out, did you catch everything?
• A Star Wars game show is coming to Disney+ as Star Wars: Jedi Temple Challenge
• Apparently a molotov cocktail resembles ONLY the Hong Kong protest, which resulted in DC removing a promo image for the comic "The Dark Knight Returns: The Golden Child"
• Disney+ gives us a list of content coming...and it's basically all stuff we knew was coming. Except for a few cool things.
• RE3 Remake might have accidentally been leaked and you may see it at the Game Awards (12/12/19).
• Happy Birthday, Playstation! And congratulations on becoming the world's best-selling Home Console brand. 
• "For the Love of a Glove: An Unauthorized Musical Fable About the Life of Michael Jackson, As Told By His Glove" is an unauthorized musical about the life of the Pop Star, as told from the perspective of the glove, who's a bloodsucking alien, and is being produced by Johnny Depp.
• Now we're not much for rumors, but this one could be fun. Doctor Doom is rumored to be the villain in Black Panther 2
• So, the Colour Out of Space will reportedly be the first in a trilogy of Lovecraft movies
• Now, this one we missed. Hasbro acquired Death Row Records...what?

The Top 5 movies of the 90s. Each. VS! The Rotten Tomatoes Top 5 list.

• New photos emerge from Rise of Skywalker and an official run-time!
• Elizabeth Banks blames the failure of Charlie's Angel's on "Captain Marvel and Woman Woman Because They Belong to the Male Genre"
• Marvel's Avengers Game Director reflects on the backlash of the visual appearance of the Avengers...and Kamala Khan
• Divinity: Original Sin - The Board Game
• Final Fantasy VII remake might be getting new bosses!
• MST3K might get another season! ..but not on Netflix.
• Best Secret Link Ever?
• Mandalorian proves "This is the Way" by beating Stranger Things as top streaming show.
• The next Smash Bros character may have been leaked, and this one seems mighty certain. Who is it?! Gordon...Freeman?
• The Man, The Myth, The Legend, Kevin Smith is set to direct the Howard the Duck TV Series
• They're talking about making a Harriet Tubman movie. Who was the first thought to be the star? Julia...Roberts?
• Geek Gifts Galore!
  • Bee Sun Shade
  • Creepy Eyeball Death Vader Shower Head
  • Thanos Meat Tenderizer
  • Stick Shift Fidget Toy
  • LED Earrings
  • The ULTIMATE Craft Station
  • Rook Chess Board/Storage
  • Yoda Bookend
  • TREX Toilet Paper Holder
  • Star Trek 3-D Chess Board
  • DNA Art
  • Bookniture?
  • Color Digitizer
  • Ah. The Smell of New Mac
  • Guess Who? Office Edition

• Half-Life is getting a new game! But, not the one we thought. Half-Life: Alyx is a new VR Flagship game for Valve.
• Disney+ Review. It's been a week, how is it?
• Real-life Chuck E Cheese animatronics are being removed. No more Five Nights at Chuck E's...
• Chick Fil A is trying to get with the program... kind of... not really... 
• Tapestry Review
• Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order review
• Does SciFi make you stupid?  No, scientists behind original research
• Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot) and Batman (Ben Affleck) call for the original "Snyder" cut of Justice League. James is still waiting for Mustache Superman.
• Is four Marvel movies a year, too much? Or not enough?
• Marvel: Expanding the Universe is the inside look at what's coming straight from D23.
  • WandaVision will be a "Sitcom"
  • Loki is going to learn something new with the Space Stone
  • There's "What-If" footage!
  • Is Kate Bishop an actress or a new Hawkeye
• The King's Man bumped back 7 months to September 2020
• Superman & Lois rebooted?

How to survive encounters with strange mythical monsters

• Aka Manto: The toilet demon will ask you if you want red or blue toilet paper, answer and you die!
• Kappa: He literally "eats your bootyhole" if you bend over or drowns you!
• Wendigo: Cannibalism turns someone into this monster, how to survive this terrifying monster?.
• Headless Horseman: Good luck! (or listen!)
• Bigfoot (Sasquatch): Likely monstrously strong and able to literally rip you apart.
• Bloody Mary: Some people have reported being haunted after performing the ritual of she who shall not be named, listen to hear how to banish her!

Blizzcon announcements! Was it enough?

• The Apology
• Diablo IV and the return of the Druid (and Lilith)
• Overwatch 2, with a tearjerker of a trailer
• World of Warcraft, Shadowlands, and Sylvanas destroying The Lich King crown and effectively killing Bolvar Fordragon
• Hearthstone and the Descent of Dragons, and a new "Battlegrounds" mode
• Heroes of the Storm gets...DEATHWING

YouTube has a problem... 

A Scott Pilgrim board game?! I'M IN!

Some devs from Skyrim, Mass Effect 3 and Fallout 3 have come together to make a new studio, Brass Lion Entertainment

Spiderverse Sequel gets a release date of April 8th, 2022 

Joker is the most profitable comic book movie of all time (62.5 million dollar budget and current earnings at $957 million)

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Moon Knight, Ms. Marvel, and She-Hulk are confirmed for big screen, eventually

Terminator: Dark Fate, flops... but is it a bad movie?

Other flops, "Midway, Doctor Sleep" "Jojo Rabbit, Lighthouse, and Gemini Man" What's going on at the Box Office?

Secret Identities.

1. Are they important
2. Are they useful
3. Why do newer movies insist on starting to take them out?
4. Heroes who've lost their secret identities
   • Tony Stark
   • Kal El
   • Peter Parker
   • Matt Murdoch
   • Oliver Queen
5. Heroes who still have their secret identities
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Barry Allen

• HBO Max is trying to fight in the streaming market. They announced that they'll have the following EXCLUSIVES:
  • They now have the exclusive right to Rick and Morty AND South Park
  • Greg Berlanti is doing two new shows, Strange Adventures and a Green Lantern inspired show.
  • Ridley Scott's new sci-fi series, Raised By Wolves
  • New Looney Toons! (for the kids content)
  • 5 Conan O'Brien comedy specials
  • Elizabeth Banks’ DC Super Hero High
  • Issa Rae’s Rap Sh*t (a working title)
  • Mindy Kaling’s College Girls
  • Gina Rodriguez’s movie, Bobbie Sue
  • 4 part Docu-series on Heaven's Gate
  • EVERY Studio Ghibli movie
• Edgar Wright is making a horror movie with time travel, called Last Night In Soho
• There are a couple of movies coming soon to keep an eye on.
  • Knives Out
  • 1917
  • 21 Bridges
  • and of course... Star Wars 9: Rise of Skywalker
• Disney announced that Disney+ content will be available to users even after it leaves as long as subscribers download the content.
• Cloak and Dagger has been canceled.
• Weathering With You gets America release dates (January 17) AND Fathom Special events (January 15 and 16).
• Jedi: Fallen Order is so close we can taste it.
• Death Stranding is coming to PC in 2020

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Sexy Lara (40K Polygon Era)

2013 Tomb Raider
2014 Lara Croft and the Temple of Osiris
2015 Lara Croft: Relic Run, Lara Croft Go, Rise of the Tomb Raider
2018 Shadow of the Tomb Raider

Movies

• Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)
• Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (2003)
• Tomb Raider (2018)

Fun facts!

1. Tomb Raider was the creation of just six people.
2. The game initially starred a male Indiana Jones rip-off.
3. Lara Croft began life as spicy Latina, Laura Cruz.
4. There’s an actual Lara Croft living somewhere in Derby, England.
5. Lara was made of only 540 polygons. Versus the +40,000 now.
6. Lara’s trademark braid had to be cut from the game.
7. Ms. Croft’s breast size was, like, totally an accident. Totally.
8. The Croft Manor area was built in a single weekend.
9. Lara has the Ark of the Covenant, in her house! More specifically, her foyer.
10. Only six people are killed throughout the original Tomb Raider. Versus the WELL over 100 in the 2013 release.
11. Shelley Blond, the voice of Lara in the first game, only got to play her once. A total of 5 different voice actresses have played her now.
12. Sony wasn’t going to allow Tomb Raider on the Playstation at first.
13. “Lara Croft” released two terrible albums (Female Icon and Come Alive) that only came out in France. 
14. Eight different models have played Lara Croft (not including Angelina Jolie or Alicia Vikander).
15. There is no nude code.